their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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