Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Randomize