I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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