Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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