it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize