its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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