I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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