another moral hangover. fuck.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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