I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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