he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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