I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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