Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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