what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I think your dad took our porno
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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