Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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