Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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