Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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