I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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