I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
