do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
3 2 1 whiskey
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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