She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
