All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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