once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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