note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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