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(631): View more from New York

meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

(516): View more from New York

wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

(631): View more from New York

aww shit wrong text.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(858): View more from California

Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.

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(224): View more from Illinois

he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number

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(678): View more from Georgia

God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?

(765): View more from Indiana

It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth

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(812): View more from Indiana

Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse

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