I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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