Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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