Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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