i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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