I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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