I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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