he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
we should paint friendship bongs
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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