I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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