So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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