my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize