Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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