Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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