wat bout pragnant strippers??
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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