apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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