wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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