He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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