i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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