You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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