shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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