I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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