Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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