On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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