In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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