whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize