I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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