Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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