So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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