Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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